Straight John HartmanEMMITT NORTH RE: GEORGE LUCAS 11/12/12
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By: Scott Nelson
“REMEMBER Dave, keep the tone light. You’re not their dad. You’re Noah’s.
REMEMBER: Avoiding coughing.
Good morning, students (guys?), this is Mr. Larson. (Um?) I just wanted to make a particularly specific announcement today for the seniors who will be leaving this afternoon for Cancun. I, personally, have found myself, in life, to be somewhat of a world traveler. This includes France even. Vacation experience is, to me now, a third arm of mine, so to speak. Indulge me, if you will, to just share a few pointers aimed to help YOU (got to emphasize) YOU all on your trip…”