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Best Excuses I Give Myself for Spending $4 on a Starbucks Cappucino
By: Sarah Ashley
Next week is Thanksgiving.
This morning, I still had face paint on my face.
First paycheck my new job came yesterday.
Kinda small paycheck.
The line is not long.
I packed my lunch today.
Yay Obama!
I have to do so much laundry tomorrow.
I have to do spreadsheets today.
Redefined karaoke until 2am.
Me tired.
Anything can happen today.
Some More Excuses I Give Myself for Spending $4 on a Starbucks Cappuccino
By: Sarah Ashley
Pay day is soon.
It’s almost Friday.
I’m cold.
My grandma died.
I’m too tired for plain coffee.
I feel ambitious today.
The line was short.
I feel lethargic today.
Existential crisis!
I’m trying the best I can.
A Couple More Excuses I Give Myself For Spending $4 On A Starbucks Cappuccino
By: Sarah Ashley
I’m cranky.
I have an 8am meeting.
It’s a weekday.
I have five new voicemails.
The bus was crowded.
I won’t buy sushi for lunch.
It’s raining.
I didn’t have time to shower.
I was late for my 8am meeting.
I spilled my first cappuccino.
I’m cranky.
More Excuses I Give Myself for Spending $4 on a Starbucks Cappuccino
By: Sarah Ashley
It’s Friday.
I have 12 cents left on a gift card.
It’s tradition.
I have a long day ahead of me.
It’s been a busy week.
I’m depressed.
I’m ecstatic.
New budget starts tomorrow.
It’s Wednesday.
I want one.
Excuses I Give Myself for Spending $4 on a Starbucks Cappuccino
By: Sarah Ashley
It’s Monday.
I got no sleep last night.
I deserve it.
I’m having a bad morning.
I’m having a good morning.
I’m running early.
It’s Thursday.
It’s my birthday (in 2 weeks).
I thought I had a gift card.
I also need a banana.
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