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When I (Sarah) start my hip-hop/pop/rap artist career, these will be the shoes in which I perform. Stay tuned for my freshest single, “Perpetually Nauseous” coming to a blog near you SUMMER 2010!!!!!!
2010 Spring Fashion: Functional AND Cute
The Emperor of Fashion Land must have designed this spring’s newest trends with me specifically in mind. Everything that’s hot these days is right up my sketchy, threatening alleyway! Here’s why:
1. WEDGES. Easier to walk in than stilettos, especially when I’m drunk.
2. BRIGHT COLORS. I’m an attention whore and need to be seen at all times.
3. MIS-MATCHED PRINTS. Gives me an excuse for a hastily chosen outfit when I’m running late (per usual).
4. CLOGS. I’ve been wearing these since 4th grade and finally they’re in style. I’m a trendsetter!
5. BOUSTIERS. Enhances my otherwise non-existent cleavage.
So, thanks 2010 Spring Fashion!!!!!!! You’ve created something that makes me look in style and not socially inept. And I love you for it.
From,
Sarah!
You don’t have to worry about not having a pad when that time of the month surprises you! Because now, THANK GOD, there’s a pad-slipper.
Get your period?
Take off your shoe.
(via dirtylittlestylewhore)
These are awesome - I think in an alternate universe my other self is a shoe hoarder; and not unlike Mariah Carey in this universe, my other self owns thousands of amazing shoes like these. These look like the 2010 mixed in with a little 1950. Frostbite.
-S
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