Celine Dion Look-Alike?

  • Client: Don't you ever go home? I was just in Vegas!
  • Sarah: Fun!
  • Client: You know Celine Dion? Are you familiar with Celine Dion? We saw her and she sang the Titanic song.
  • Sarah: She still does that?
  • Client: Haha! Yes, oh yes. And there were 3,000 people there and we were on the mezzanine and they had this giant ring around the ceiling. She starts singing her final song, this French song, and all this rain starts falling from the ceiling! And they have a big screen up behind her, you know, and they show a close up of her face -- you kind of look like her, but you know, younger -- and they show a close up of her face and she's singing this French song and she's crying! And all the women are all, "Oh, how beautiful and weepy and oh, oh, now I'm crying!" Then she had pictures of her twins up there, and her family. You know, as gay as I am, it was too girly for me.
  • Sarah: Sounds like quite a spectacle.
  • Client: Yeah, well. That's Vegas.

20 January 2012 ·

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