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December 2012
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Freaky Fridays with SUPERHUMAN: Freaky Friday #8 →
superhumanfreakyfridays:
Grab a hot cup of coco because this Freaky Friday features a special guest.
The lure of Lady Spot Light can affect generations. One Super Human was born with the stage in her heart and applause in her ears, having a father who chased the limelight as well. In the mid-90s he was performing at a…
Check out this FREAKY TALE from a SUPER HUMAN!!! Every Friday a...
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New Workshop: Chair Work for Advanced Improvisers
Chair Work for Advanced Improvisers - Instructed by Dara Katz
8 weeks Sundays 12am - 3am $350
Will you ever be the best improviser you can be? Do you have a shot at being the best improviser in the room? A crowded room? A house packed with very important agents, managers and decision-makers? To get to that point, you need to know how to perform with the toughest scene partner you’ll ever...
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The newest winter recipe from your favorite foodies, The Foody Heads!
“If food be the soul of life, eat on.” -The Foody Heads
Check out The Foody Heads for reviews on delectable restaurants and recipes for succulent dishes.
November 2012
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If The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Were...
Sometimes I’m so entertained by The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that I like to pretend somebody actually scripted the entire show. This is what the treatment for this week’s episode would look like:
At Mulholland Grill (there’s no snake symbol on this computer, but the ‘G’ in grill is made out of a snake. This is imperative to imply the right undertones for the scene), VANDERPUMP and...
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KILL ALL COMEDY →
Our Chicago friends are so funny. They made a website. They also do live shows. Check it out, DUMMIES!
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Best Excuses I Give Myself for Spending $4 on a...
By: Sarah Ashley
Next week is Thanksgiving.
This morning, I still had face paint on my face.
First paycheck my new job came yesterday.
Kinda small paycheck.
The line is not long.
I packed my lunch today.
Yay Obama!
I have to do so much laundry tomorrow.
I have to do spreadsheets today.
Redefined karaoke until 2am.
Me tired.
Anything can happen today.
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Foody Heads Review: McDonald's
This past week I flew back to my home town, Chicago AKA the land of deep dish and hot dogs! Trust me, I got my fill of Chicago-style food–um, have you met my parents before? And while I ate like royalty, it was all my food favorites I’ve had before and I felt a tang of sadness on the way to the airport realizing I had not ventured outside of my realm at all. I realized quickly I should cheer up....
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October 2012
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10 Halloween Costumes I've Been Through the Years
By Dara Katz
1. A pumpkin
2. A chicken
3. An Energizer battery
4. Max from Where the Wild Things Are
5. Alexander Hamilton
6. A sexy pumpkin
7. A sexy chicken
8. A very sexy Energizer battery
9. A sexy Max from Where the Wild Things Are
10. A sexy bird lady from Home Alone 2. (well, that will be this year’s!)
The basic tip for turning a normal Halloween costume into a super sexy...
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A List Of Interesting People Who Did Not Grow Up...
By Dara Katz
Let me begin by saying that I moved to New York City because it’s New York City. You get it. I get it. Jay-Z gets it. We get it. I’m not going to elaborate on what makes New York City New York City. I’m just trying to clarify that I understand — and believe in — the big great magic of this big great city. But, you don’t have to be born and/or raised here to be a big great person....
Translations of Personalized 1-800-FLOWERS Notes
By: Dara Katz
Thinking about you during this time. I’m awkward with this shit.
Happy birthday! I’m obligated to send you a gift, but too self-consumed to realize it was your birthday before logging into Facebook this morning.
Thank you! This bouquet of unripe fruit is costing me more than the parking ticket you got me out of.
It’s a boy!!!! Congrats!!!! We’ll just forget about that convo we...
September 2012
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Chicago Tribune on the new Chicago SNL hires!!! →
It was hard not to laugh out of pure excitement just seeing these performers on SNL over the weekend!! Very proud of all of them and cannot wait to see what they do this season.
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SpongeBob Squarepants Prom Themes
By: Sarah Ashley
Bikini Bottoms Up!
A Pineapple A Day Keeps The Blues Away
SquareDance
Are Ya Ready? Ya Better Be!
Under The Sea
Nautical Nonsense
Something You WIsh
Krabby, Patty? Dance With Me!
Plank-Ton-O-Fun
We’re All Patrick STARS
Porous Some More Punch
Yellow There! Dance With Me?
Krusty Krabaret
Soak Up The Love
Drop on the Deck and Dance Like a Fish
Big Kisses on...
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Treatment to the Gallery Girls Episode You Wish...
By: Dara Katz
The episode begins with a cold open set in a cave in Williamsburg as CHANTAL exerts all the skeletal muscle in her wilting little anime frame to lift a shovel. She’s burying the lifeless body of her most recent homicide victim, Spencer, that Asian fetish-consumed boyfriend of hers. As the camera pans out to reveal other unburied remains, to not much surprise, we discover she is a...
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Haikus About Job Hunting
By: Sarah Ashley
Everything is
a distraction. Even that
pile of cords there.
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I reward myself
with TV for accomplish-
ments too small to see.
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Over-qualified.
search search search search search search search
Under-qualified.
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I feel like my prey
Is an animal that is not
Indigenous here.
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Wearing pajamas
Almost afraid to find work
Cause I loathe pant suits
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Start...
August 2012
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8 Variables That Did Not Change When I Broke My...
By: Dara Katz
1. E = The amount of exercise I do and the continual but ne’er fulfilled promise to “really concentrate on my arms next time”.
2. TV = How much TV I watch while lying with my feet raised on the couch followed by reading a copious number of blogs about the Abby Lee Miller Dance Company.
3. FB = The extent of what I know about other people via too much time spent...
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It takes a village to raise a twenty-something.
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Sounds bites to use while discussing a movie you...
By: Dara Katz
Ahhh, yes, yes.
Ahhh, yes! Yes!
Ahhh, yes—wait, yes.
Ahhh, yes….
Oh please go on-I’d like to hear your opinion on that.
I agree 100%.
I don’t agree and I refuse to explain why for personal reasons.
I drank so much last night in an act of desperation to win back my boyfriend, my brain is like, not working! Who directed it again?
Have you ever told a...
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Tips for Single Girls Who Love* Being Single! (But...
By: Dara Katz
GIRLS! LADIES! INTERNATIONAL WOMEN! BEYONCÉS!—or whatever double X chromosome name you prefer to flaunt your strong, sexy, independent self—you are in the right place! This publication is for single gals who are completely happy being totally single. If you need a guy to make you happy, GIRLFRIEND, you are in the wrong place!
So here are tips for the single girls who...
July 2012
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Gruff but Useful Ways to Side-Step an Unwanted...
By: Dara Katz
Drop a small object. Reach down for small object, and never come back up.
Sneeze in assailant’s face with magician’s fire.
Respond to assailant’s statement with: “And how do you feel about that?”
Repeatedly strike assailant’s ulnar nerve (funny bone) to cause a most peculiar and uncomfortable sensation.
Suggest the two of you dine at a...
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June 2012
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Beer Prom Themes
By: Sarah Ashley
Miller Highlight Of My Life
Bud Why Her?
Heine-Can-Can
Of Coors, Lights!
I Guinness You’re the One For Me!
Becks to the Future
My Corona
3 1 2 Dance!
Blue Moon - WITH a Dream in My Heart
Stella Glance At Me
Hops To It: Let’s Dance!
You Cure My Heart’s Ale-ments
The Party Bell’s Are Ringing Oberon The Stereo
Sams And Dames
Honey Weiss So...
May 2012
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